sarcasm

there's something i would like to share wif everyone about sarcasm. i found a post on a forum, they like talking about lockpick, there someone replied:

RuL0R:

Iolaus wrote:
I googled lockpick but I dont know how to use it, can has lockpick info?

It's easy, put the banana in the lock and it will open.
Don't believe? Google for banana lockpicking.

what the heck is banana for? rotfl

ever since i resides at Dragon's Lair, there were many sarcasm surfaced among ourselves. i hv no idea when it was started, for sure it was not started in the early semester. ever since sarcasm started at ours lair, everyday someone will get a head shot, even multiply. each of our member hv experienced the agonizing head shot of one heck of sarcasm. well, each day is everyone day. today you safe, not yet tomorrow..




"sarcasm is our best policy"

tagged by odette

Rules:

• It's harder than it looks! Copy to your own note, erase my answers, enter yours, and tag twenty people.
• Use the first letter of your name to answer each of the following questions.
• They have to be real...nothing made up! If the person before you had the same first initial, you must use different answers.
• You cannot use any word twice and you can't use your name for the boy/girl name question.

1. What is your name: pacat (^.^)
   
2. A four Letter Word: piss
3. A boy's Name: paul
   
4. A girl's Name: princess diana
   
5. An occupation: plumber
6. A color: pink -.-"
   
7. Something you'll wear: piercing? never had in mind..
   
8. A food: pasta
9. Something found in the bathroom: pool? big bathroom maybe hehe..
   
10. A place: park
11. A reason for being late: police? makes sense
    
12. Something you'd shout: pundekk wahahaha
    
13. A movie title: police story
    
14. Something you drink: pepsi
    
15. A musical group: P
    
16. An animal: parrot
    
17. A street name: Parliamone
18. A type of car: police car
    
19. The title of a song: Puteri - Amy Mastura
    

who's next???

• boroy
• miji
• nain (dungka) huehue
  

quiet n peace

its quiet n peace now, so i would like to write something here.. i'll start wif something i think interesting, but stupid that my fren n me hv done.. its basicly is the result of human craving for more than just a drink.. we went to vending machine to buy drink, but it is broken. so we went to amanah, hoping there is a place where we can find the working machine. sadly there is NO machine at all!! demm. then we try to find it at the staff quarters, same thing happened.. then guess where we went?? PPH, below the Student Centre, IKAL, etc. just for a can of drink for each of us lol. guess what time it is.. monday 4.30 AM!! lol.

my life in recent day is full of coding.. c, html, n php. sleep at dawn, wake up at noon. my biological clock gone haywire for a countless time. again.. i woke up, look around irc, forum, fb, this shit, other people's shit. and most of the time, my work project.. makes me hv headache almost the time. my recent project is making my own shoutbox for blog. also other people can use this shoutbox for themselves.. funny thing is, when i finish upload it at a web hosting, i cannot use it as my original intention. me myself cant save the widget caused by the old cache of the proxy. nissie is the 1st one to put my shoutbox in her blog, not me. lol. now while doing other project, i'll slowly develope the shoutbox to extend the flexiblity of the admin side, also registration for those who interested to use my shoutbox. so thats it. in my dictionary, definition of my life is programming. for now.

there is not much thing i remember this week. so end of my story. not a very interesting life. bitter is not sweet, so take it.

tagged by nissie

WHOEVER WHO GETS TAGGED HAS TO WRITE 10 THINGS ABOUT THE PERSON WHO TAGGED HIM/HER.

1. 1st person who tag me.. demyu hahaha..
2. outspoken out of nowhere.. hehe
3. The Man's girl..
4. loves to karok
5. sg besi fellas
6. a year older than me
7. Beyonce Malaya~ hehe
8. she hv to dress up when work *imagine X_X* wakoakoakoa
9. out of ideas edi..
10. ah gi mampos mls nk pikir lg..

hv no idea who to tag..







eh ade! tag boroy n miji.. silekan

suku dan chabang pengubat luka

hajat 5 sekawan, aku, din, jemer, aji, n bo time cny nk pegi panjat bt putih.. tp kene halau dgn renjer.. hampeh tol.. leh lak kantol kat starting point tuh.. da dlm kg org asli tuhh.. sape tah repot renjer neh.. dtg2 gdek gdek gdek nek moto tnye.. ade permit? demmit kantol.. leceh aa nk permit2 neh.. org kate nk mintak permit 2 mggu, ade yg kate 1 ari je.. ayat punye ayat renjer tu, die xmo kasik gak.. adoi.. lastly ktorg pg cameroon jap.. lpk kat tanah rata, minom kat kedai janda yg digilai botak jumbo.. hehehe..

call membe2 yg ade tnye gnung mne yg leh wat 2 ari 1 mlm.. aku cdngkn ptg tu nek perdah-jasar, pastu esok nek suku, tido atas.. pastu din kol ryok x dpt, then kol botak. dpt.. then die cdgkan chabang.. ok la.. ptg tu daytrip pegi suku, sok nek chabang.. chabang mmg trip 2 ari, so elok la tu.. klo x sape nk abeskan ration mkn.. hahhaha..

chabang pacak wooo... hahaha.. botak menyesal suggest chabang.. tp pacak2 pon bes.. seswai nk wat trening.. asik datok, nuang, irau je.. meh try chabang complit set suma ade.. campsite kat permatang mmg bes.. leh nmpk suku, irau, brinchang, trans titi.. baek punya.. trek lama ngan baru nek korbu pon nmpk.. bes woo.. time kat atas tu lak cuaca cantek.. mlm langit cerah smpi nk kire bintang pon juling bijik mate.. whahahha..

blk tu anta botak gi medan gopeng, lpk2 jmpe ryok ngan rivaldo, pastu ade lak jmpe fara jepun.. die nek korbu-gayong ngan grup uum agak nye.. 14 org.. gamat la kedai mkn kat medan gopeng tuh.. kol 8 lebey gerak blk.. sblm tu kene singgah balai polis tapah dlu.. sbb b4 nk 'naik' bt putih, ktorng lapor diri kat ctu.. so kene la bgtau yg ktorg da selamat 'turun' dr bt putih... heheheh.. gerak la ngan haiway agak jem org blk cuti cny.. smpi umah aji kol 11.30 mlm, pastu nek kete bo grak uniten..

da mls nk tulis..

lonely~

yesss.. i felt that.. demmit.. terase cam loser lak kadang2..

ok. tade kene mengene.. aku tgh bosan x tau nk wat ape.. tulis mende ni pon x tau nk tulis ape.. aku baru je bgn tido neh.. bosan tatau pape... tdo pon tdo2 ayam je.. sambil mengenang kisah lame.. lame pon x lame ah.. pasal cintan cintun gak aa.. to yg tibe2 tulis lonely tu.. hehehe..

dlm mase aku mengenang kisah lame tuh, rpe2nye dah stgh taun since mnde tuh.. mende ape aku xmo cite.. sbb aku x ske nk share ngan org len.. bagi aku yg dah 22 taun single.. wahahah.. mase 6 bulan tu adalah mase yg lame.. org kate memendam rase.. hehehe.. penah aku try nk lpekn suma tu.. aku bzkn diri aku, jauhkn diri, carik kawan baru.. tp in the end, aku masih igt lg mnde tuh.. btol la org kate, cinte itu bute.. yess.. aku kene penangan tu.. wahhahaha.. padan muke aku..

jgn tanye aku ape yg terjadi.. biala aku simpan je dlm hati.. aku x kisah.. sape2 yg bace neh n tau(mostly membe2 rapat aku je) dok diam2.. yg tatau tu pon dok je diam2 xyah nk korek2.. just let ur imagination goes wild.. wahahahaha..

k dah aku x tau nk tulis ape lg.. bye~

awek oh awek

nape kne ade awek?? perlu ker?? aku pon x tau.. camne aku leh nk ade awek pon aku x tau.. tau2 je aku nk awek.. mebi tgk org len ade awek cambes je.. membe ramai.. tp membe2 pon ade awek.. so mmg time sukerie ngan membe tu ade.. tp bile derang ngan komitmen derang.. ape aku nk wat.. ibaratnye keliling aku kapel.. aku dok sorg2 merenung mase depan negare yg tercinte..

nampak cam aku neh despret gile.. tp aku wat blog ni pon dengan isu neh.. ade membe aku kate, nak awek wat la blog.. wth.. btol ker.. hehehe.. jgn kate aku nk try k.. aku saje je.. lg pon lps tu aku layan je cadangan tu.. tros aku wat.. dngan tenet yg slow caharam aku gagahkan wat gak.. so basicly ni 1st time aku tulis blog.. /me noob.. hehehe..

balik pasal awek neh, ekceli aku saje letak mende ni sbg topic.. sbb aku memerlukan satu tema utk aku merepek.. yelaa.. b4 ni mane pnah nk tulis2.. mase aku taip mnde ni pon aku rase kelakar.. wahahah.. ah gi mampos.. so. mission is mission, writing is writing.. ok?? bye~

awek

nak cari awek.. nak cari awek..
da 21 taun dok membujang.. lonely ah..